Sleep is an amazing, precious thing that I miss dearly.
So is pooping.
My unborn child hates Mexican food but loves Taco Bell. I’ve already failed as a parent.
Everyone is far more annoying than they used to be.
Emotions – good or bad – are completely beyond my control.
Chocolate milk is the greatest thing ever invented. Sliced bread who?
Maternity pants are pretty great once you find the perfect fit.
Opinions, everyone’s got one and they sure do love to share them with pregnant women.
Some people really hate babies.
Others thing pregnancy is super gross and they aren’t afraid to tell you.
Google is both incredibly helpful and incredibly terrifying and evil.
Rumor has it exercise helps with exhaustion. This does not work the other way around.
Paranoia is second nature.